Life Don’t act like you ain’t help me pull that bottle off the shelf Shawshank, August 24, 2024 I’m awake, groggy, and annoyed that I slept in so much. I mean, what a waste of a morning. Now I feel behind the 8-ball. Technically we should be leaving for SlightlyBiggerTown in about 40 minutes, but neither of us are dressed, and there’s still coffee to drink. And I have to be able to… Continue Reading
Life Fire up that loud another round of shots turn down for what? Shawshank, August 21, 2024 Ahhhhh. Crystal let me sleep in. But I feel bad, Crystal was probably up wicked early, and then she just laid in bed scrolling. I mean, she could’ve been up and mostly dressed sitting next to me on the couch, scrolling. Ok, I see your point. It’s bright and sunny out, with what looks like… Continue Reading
Life I won’t forgive, the vengeance is mine Shawshank, July 27, 2024 I got to sleep in. And I actually slept in. I shut the alarm off last night, and just slept. It feels good man. But I feel bad, Crystal lays in bed and scrolls TikTok. Chaucer is the most agitated, as he simply just wants to eat. Now he’s just stalking around looking disappointed in… Continue Reading
Life I blew out my bong pipe, ran out of Bud Light Shawshank, June 6, 2024 Lemme start this off with a question- is it motherfreakin Friday yet? Sheesh, it seems like this is the week that will never, never end. Good morning, welcome to Thursday. So as an update to the drama that’s been happening, NewNewGuy got fired yesterday. Our general manager came a few minutes earlier than he usually… Continue Reading