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After eating food your body is gonna start to speak

Shawshank, July 29, 2022

Picture this: absolutely dead day at work. We’ve both finished our work, and it’s about 9:15. For some reason BossLady isn’t calling. In fact, she didn’t call all day. Score, right? Yes and no. I’m feeling good. Slight headache, but nothing I can’t ignore. I’m a trooper. I go to the bathroom to pee. Poop…

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