Tag: my family is strange

Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree

Shawshank, December 19, 2020

So I get out of work, and I’m sitting down watching TV. Because that’s what I do. The grandfather clock bings every 15 minutes. It bings at 3:45 which prompts my mom to look at her watch and say: “Is the grandfather clock fast, or is my watch slow?” My grand mother looks up and…

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