Buy a yacht with a flag sayin’ “chillin’ the most” then rock that bitch up and down the coast

We’ll, the alarm didn’t really scare me this morning, I was more confused on why it was going off. Aside from waking up once, just to see what time it was, I slept Althea way through the night.

But, it’s Saturday, and I’m working today. With part time NewGirl calling out over the last two days, and BossLady on vacation, it’s been a quiet later half of the week.

But I have some coffee and the local news on to help me wake up.

Happy birthday to my beautiful and wonderful wife. She’s sleeping right now, but I really hope she has a good day. Happy birthday my love 🎂

Tell ’em a hookah smoking caterpillar has given you the call.

Good morning everyone. Once again, after a beautiful spring day. We enter the next stage of winter. Have you ever heard of Second Winter?

I went to bed last night, and actually with the exception of waking up at one point in the night, I slept all the way through until my alarm went off. It’s been a while since I’ve done that.

Yep, it’s back to -30s with the wind chill. We got really spoiled yesterday when it was about 5 degrees above freezing all day.

But first a warm cuppa coffee.

Time to wake up. Happy Friyay!

You got a real good oven, you’ve got a hot range, too let me butter your buns while you stir the stew

Yawn, morning everyone. We’ll that was a sleep I guess. I was up multiple times, each time having to pee. The last time, my knee decided to lock up. I didn’t really have to pee but I did anyways.

So I was up at 2, then 3, then finally 5, before I slept until the alarm went off. It’s been a long time since I slept that terrible.

So it goes.

The coffee is nice and warm. It’s pretty windy out there this morning. It’s rain/snowing. And it’s pretty windy outside. It’s supposed to be like this pretty much all day.

Ok, I’m gonna drink coffee and try to wake up. Happy Thursday.

Let’s spend the night together together in my room

Good morning party people, it’s the day of humps. It’s dark outside, and below freezing again. That’s ok, it is what it is.

I think I was up around 5ish perhaps. Then the next thing I know, the alarm is going off. I’m sleeping very lightly in the mornings, because I’m so stuffed up.

But I’m fully awake now, with some coffee. Let’s greet this day by kicking it square in the nuts.

Boy, you got my heartbeat runnin’ away

Good morning. It’s Tuesday, and Tuesday means I’m off to work this morning. This post is coming to you from the bathroom where I’ve been for the last couple of minutes.

I’m not sick. It’s just that my body says you must sit on the toilet this morning until I tell you not too. But I should be good now.

I was up a couple of times in the night. The last time I woke up, I figured I might as well get up, then the alarm went off. Sooner or later, I’ll be sleeping all the way through the night.

But I have coffee and the news on. Let’s get the day started, shall we?