Life Those fishing lures thrown in the cold and clean Shawshank, May 28, 2022 Good morning party people! Welcome to SATURYAY! It’s a mixed bag out there right now. I think it’s trying to decide if it wants to rain or not. Slept like the dead last night. I think Pippin was cold last night, because she was trying to climb into my neck…. Continue Reading
Life I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven Shawshank, May 27, 2022 Good morning, Friyay! We made it, motherfuckers! It’s bright and sunny out. It doesn’t look like rain, but according to my weather app last night, it’s supposed to rain this afternoon. We both slept like the dead. She played for a little while longer, and came into bed after I… Continue Reading
Life We can ride it together, ah ha making love with each other, ah ha Shawshank, May 26, 2022 Pippin got me up a little early this morning. She was using her tiny little claws on my milky white skin. I think she was just trying to get comfortable, but her little claws hurt. Up and awake, I made coffee, fed the tiny beast, and got dressed. She’s sitting… Continue Reading
Life I’d taste her baby pink lipstick and that when I’d melt she’d whisper in my ear, tonight she really was mine Shawshank, May 25, 2022 Good morning, friends. It’s a bright and sunny Wednesday so far. It’s going to be a good day weather wise here I believe. Coffee is brewing and I’m slowly coming to consciousness. I have a little one on my chest. She slept on the couch all night until 5 when… Continue Reading
Life Who-ho-ho, say those words again like you just did Shawshank, May 24, 2022May 24, 2022 Good morning everyone, happy Tuesday. I slept like the dead last night. I didn’t even feel Pippin come to bed last night. I think I’m getting used to her nightly shenanigans. It’s was a nice bonding weekend with her, but now it’s time to head back to work for the… Continue Reading
Life For a taste of your whiskey I’ll give you some advice Shawshank, May 23, 2022 Good morning everyone, happy Victoria Day! I have a needy bug in my lap this morning, so I’m giving her some pets. It was a good sleep once I got to sleep, but that’ll get better, I’m sure of it. Coffee has been brewed, and is currently being consumed. It… Continue Reading