Life You don’t have to stare, come here, get with it Shawshank, September 23, 2024 Was woken up very rudely from our old man, Chaucer. He was under the bed DJing yet again. You gotta love the sound of a cat throwing up, literally underneath your head. Lovely morning, isn’t it? It’s gray out there this morning. With drizzle. Today, I start my two weeks… Continue Reading
Life Say his name and he appears I believe in Joe Hendry Shawshank, September 22, 2024 Good morning my friends it’s a bright and sunny morning here in TinyTown. Yep. It looks to be a nice day out in the wilds. The chores will start shortly. I did a pretty good sweep yesterday, so I guess the chores started yesterday. We made it to SlightlyBiggerTown and… Continue Reading
Life When it’s last call and they kick us out the door Shawshank, September 21, 2024 If my calculations are correct, once I hit post, you’re gonna see some serious shit. THIS IS POST 1500! You guys have been reading my shit posting for over 4 years now. Who’s wasting their lives now?! It looks nice and sunny out there. Pippin was crying for the door… Continue Reading
Life They cut off my legs, now I’m an amputee, God damn you Shawshank, September 20, 2024 FINALLY ITS FRIYAY! I’ve been waiting all week for this. Some groceries have been bought, the rest will be purchased tomorrow. It was hard to get out of bed this morning. I just didn’t have it in me. Nevertheless, he persisted. I rolled out of bed. Did the bathroom things,… Continue Reading
Life They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon Shawshank, September 19, 2024 One. One more day to go. One more day, and it’s the weekend. Thank the gods. We had a confirmed tornado about 31 miles from us. That’s pretty scary if you ask me. Here? Nothing but some wind and a little bit of rain. Up again way too early for… Continue Reading
Life Boil them, bake them, shake-and-bake them nibble on their heads and make them oooey, gooey, rich and chewy Shawshank, September 18, 2024 Hey internet fam, it’s ya boy, Shawshank. I’m home from work. I survived. Barely. My allergies are in full force today. My nose won’t stop running today. Yes, I’ve taken my allergy pills. Twice in fact. Either way, I’m home. Crystal isn’t feeling all that great today, so I made… Continue Reading