Life Everybody in this place looks like pure danger Shawshank, March 29, 2026 I’m starting to get tired of Podrick’s early morning bullshit. I was up when he started fucking around at 5ish. I was awake when his food bowl went off. I was awake when he was just being an ass. Now coffee is being brewed, and the bedroom door, which the… Continue Reading
Life And no one’s gonna call the cops on the sheriff’s only son Shawshank, March 22, 2026 We actually slept in. I don’t know if Podrick was just being nice, or because I was up and out looking for not one but two sleep masks, with my flashlight out and everything. You see, someone took both my sleep masks off me. Usually when someone does that, they… Continue Reading
Life I hope she’s drinking tonight, she’ll need a ride and I’ll have a Chevy waiting right outside Shawshank, March 16, 2026 I know, I know, it’s not Sunday, but traditionally Sunday are my chores days, and today is a chore day, so goddamn it, I’ll use the tag. You can’t stop me. see, I know you’re try, but I don’t care! Yesterday actually wasn’t too bad, considering I was working with… Continue Reading
Life Say what you will I done made the devil a deal Shawshank, March 8, 2026 Good morning, party people. I don’t know if I was sleeping deeper, or if Podrick has found some humility, and didn’t become an asshole until a little later just before 7. It’s what I appreciates about him, sometimes just letting me sleep a little. the sun is starting to rise… Continue Reading
Life Pretend you’re not a mess, be the happy family in the front pew Shawshank, March 2, 2026 Podrick got me up a little early this morning. He had the straw out of one of Crystal’s water jugs. I took it, but I know if I tried to go back to bed, he would escalate. It’s was 6:30. I had already been up once, maybe 20 minutes earlier…. Continue Reading
Life She’s on the highest dose of Prozac a woman can take Shawshank, February 22, 2026 The forces of the morning (and Podrick) tire me from my slumber early this morning. I tried ignoring him. I really did. Finally I put him out of the bedroom, and listened to him throwing his shoulder against the door like a Terminator, and I was John Conner. Eventually, he… Continue Reading