Life And all you hear are the rusty breezes pushing around the weathervane Jesus Shawshank, July 3, 2022 The birds are singing, and Pippin is going where she usually doesn’t go. I opened up one closet so she could explore, so I could get some cleaning products out of the other closet. I’m sneaky like that. The bathroom door is closed and said cleaning products are at work in the shower and toilet,… Continue Reading
Life They’ll be swinging, swaying, records playing Shawshank, June 26, 2022 Good morning everyone. The birds are singing, and it’s pretty bright and sunny outside right now. That may or may not change. Coffee has been brewed, and the little monster has been fed. She’s currently curled up on my lap. Again this morning she tried to sleep on my neck. And again, she used her… Continue Reading
Life It’s just another manic Monday Shawshank, June 20, 2022 I slept in! You heard that right. I managed to make it to 7:22. Listen, that’s big for me. Even bigger for Pippin. She was curled up next to me. I woke up and it’s gray out. We’re expecting some rain, maybe even a thunder storm. We’ll see. Yesterday was overwhelmingly hot. I decided that… Continue Reading
Life ‘Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker) Shawshank, June 12, 2022 Good morning everyone! Pippin let me sleep until my alarm went off this morning! Let me tell you that it was glorious. Of course the one time I was banking on her waking me up early didn’t pan out to chat with Crystal this morning. That’s ok. Chore day here. I tried to run toaster… Continue Reading
Life I don’t want your maggoty fish they’re no good for winter Shawshank, June 5, 2022 Happy Sunday, mein friends! It’s a beautiful day outside, even if it’s just a little breezy out. Looks like it’ll be a nice day here in TinyTown. The town hasn’t woken up yet, as I hear no lawn mowers yet. Sundays here are quiet. Wait, I’m lying. Most days are quiet here but, Sundays even… Continue Reading
Life And when she’s walking she’s looking so fine Shawshank, May 29, 2022 Heyy motherfuckers. It’s a gray day outside, and it’s supposed to stay like this all day. Pippin was trying to wake me up mere minutes before the alarm was due to go off. I cracked open my eyes, and it was dark. I thought it was before sunrise, as there was little to no light… Continue Reading