Life The beat goes on and on and on and on and Boom clap, you make me feel good Shawshank, November 18, 2024 A sound rang out in the middle of the night – a spoon falling into the sink. I wonder which cat was on the counter? I know that it’s not Chaucer. I was told to go back to sleep. So sleep I did. I really didn’t want to get up… Continue Reading
Life Won’t make my mama proud, it’s gonna cause a scene Shawshank, November 17, 2024 So, it snowed here yesterday. And we drove in it. Going to SlightlyBiggerTown wasn’t too bad. Made pretty good time only 20mph below the speed limit. We shopped and got what we needed in town. We started back to TinyTown, the roads got worse. I had to slow down as… Continue Reading
Life Ayy, cowboy hat with the chaps (chaps), real hot girl shit, put it on the map Shawshank, November 16, 2024 Crystal let me sleep in an extra fifteen minutes, and I love her for that. I open up my phone, and see that we’re under a snowfall watch for today. The first snowfall of the season. Yay. I’ve been dreading this for a couple of weeks. If it snows, it’ll… Continue Reading
Life Walk straight into this mess of mine Shawshank, November 15, 2024 I’m awake and not liking it. I had a terrible sleep. A noise woke me up and I was completely sober. You see I smoke weed to shut the TV off in my mind. So I’m jolted awake – it could’ve been a cat. I don’t know what time it… Continue Reading
Life Fendi on my body, but my feet is in Bottega, bitch I’m getting money, get the fuck up outta here Shawshank, November 14, 2024 Here I am, awake. I’m waiting for the results of the town election. I’m very curious to see if my coworker is going to get elected. So I’m waiting on the town, which notoriously slow at everything any ways to post the results. I slept like the dead. The bed… Continue Reading
Life I’m glad I came here with your pound of flesh Shawshank, November 13, 2024 The department of Government Efficiency? What the actual fuck? Blessed be the fruit. May the Lord open. Good morning my dystopian friends it’s Wednesday, I think and it looks like it’s gonna be a sunny cool day,, with just a little bit of a breeze. I slept like the dead… Continue Reading