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I’m playin’ my guitar and buildin’ castles in the sun, woh wo woh

Posted on by Shawshank

The tiny menace let me sleep in a extra hour this morning. That was so nice of him. Although he was a bit of an ass when I got up in the middle of the night. He tried to get into the toilet when I opened the lid, and then he attacked my feet as I walked into the bedroom.

And then I slept.

The bed was perfectly warm this morning. I woke up to the tiny Podrick bouncing all over the bed. So I figured that it was time to haul myself out of bed. Podrick sang for his breakfast this morning, and I think he’s out doing Podrick things. Probably sitting on the back table enjoying the sun. Podrick is growing like a weed. But not the normal way. He’s growing in spurts. His legs are long and spindly. His head is a size too small for his body, and his paws are getting larger and larger.

I have no plans for today. It looks like it’ll be somewhat nice of a day. I haven’t looked at the weather app yet, but we’re still under an air quality alert for the next couple of days. It was pretty hazy last night.

The Beautiful One decided last night that we’ll be having burgers for dinner tonight! That’s very exciting if you ask me. We both love us some burgers. So I’ll cook up some bacon, and fries. We’ll feast.

She could kill you with a wink of her eye

Posted on by Shawshank

Good morning my friends. I woke up at one point and The Beautiful One was gone out of the bed. She rescued me from Podrick who woke up a couple of hours earlier. He’s starting to slow down a little now. Hopefully, he won’t be like yesterday – full speed all morning, and just as I was leaving, he passed out.

The air quality dropped yesterday afternoon/evening. Slowly but surely the haze and smoke smell slowly started creeping back into the area. That didn’t stop people from coming in. Thankfully for last night and tonight, we have three people in at night. It’ll help because we have another delivery coming in tonight. Just looking quickly out the window, it doesn’t seem like the haze is out there right now.

All that stands between me and a day off, is a simple 8 hour shift. It’ll go very good tonight, I can feel it in my bones. We’ll make the store look good, and get out some drinks when they come in. it’ll also be a good weekend, I open on Saturday, and then I’m working all Sunday. I think it’ll be a pretty good weekend, with possible rain on Sunday, but that’s ok as well.

But it’s a bright and sunny day so far. I can hear the birds are singing out the back door. The kittens are quiet, so I’m really hoping that they’re sharing the back table. Maybe they are. They’ve done it in the past, and as soon as one of us goes to look, Podrick starts something with Pippin.

Update: nope, Pippin is on the fridge, brooding. Podrick is lounging on the back table. thankfully, Pippin has been holding her ground, and standing up to him. They’ll get better and better, and one winter afternoon, one of us will walk into the bedroom, and they’ll be curled up snuggled in the nest.

I hope.

Hey you, always on the run gotta slow it down, baby, gotta have some fun

Posted on by Shawshank

Good morning party people! We’re all awake here. I tried to sleep just a little longer, but my mistake was having to get up and use the bathroom. That was the mistake – Podrick was in his element. He tried to jump up into the toilet when I lifted the lid. He got shut down and ran away.

I did my business and climbed back into bed to try and sleep for another hour. I couldn’t. I was already awake, and Podrick thought that it was time to get up. He knocked my deodorant down off the bathroom organizer, and let it slide across the floor, so I got up and we started our day. He really tried to be quiet, all of his toys were spread out from the living room, almost all the way to the back door.

Back to work this afternoon. It does look like it’ll be a nice day today. The sun is shining, and I’ve heard some birds singing out there. It does look a little breezy, but we’ve been dealing with wind for a couple of weeks, what’s another day?

If I crash on the couch, can I sleep in my clothes

Posted on by Shawshank

Here I am, fresh off the opening shift. It was slow, and gray, and chilly. Thankfully, the sun has come out and the wind is slowly dying down. I was up at the ass-crack of dawn to make it into work for 5:30. BossLady is very sick, and carried her puke bucket around as she did her manager shit.

When a co-worker came in at 8, BossLady took off to probably die, but hopefully just resting and recovering. Maybe it was just a 24 hour bug, but since I’m not a doctor, I’m sure we’ll never know.

Now I’m home. I brought pizza for dinner. Nothing else planned for the day WWE Raw is tonight. So we’ll probably watch that, and make fun of the wrestlers.

‘Cause they love him in London and Paris and Tokyo America, Scotland and Canada and Mexico

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Good gray morning. It’s gray and it’s been rainy, and windy. It’s supposed to be like this all day. I feel bad, it’s grad weekend. No grad parade yesterday. There was tonnes of wind, and it threatened to rain for the day.

Didn’t really do too much when I got home. I closed up some windows, as the wind was coming right in, and it was a chilly wind. Crystal was playing Balatro on the couch. So I figured today is a good day to play Balatro, and I started to play. It did not go well. I couldn’t make it out of the first couple blinds. I put my phone down. 5 minutes later, I tried again. It was a little better. Then it sucked, but I tried again, and got a couple good Jokers. And of course, I was surprised when I won.

After Balatro, it was dinner time. Crystal was first, working up her world famous Brussels Sprouts. She got the cut up, oiled, and seasoned. I put them in the oven, and we sat down just as the newest pay-per-view from the WWE – Money in the Bank. It wasn’t too bad. 3 hour PPV, and only 4 or 5 matches. And the first match out of the gate was the woman’s ladder match. I think by far the best match of the night. It was good, but so many ads. So many.

It was a nice relaxing evening. We laughed at the wrestlers and made up scenarios that we’d think the wrestlers would do.

Let me tell you Podrick has been really good in the mornings (and I just jinxed it), and is usually in bed snuggling The Beautiful One as she has her sensory amplifier pulled up over her head. It’s not the cotton dome, as that protects against outside attacks from Pod, it’s not designed to repel attacks from inside. I think her technology is more advanced than mine.

Rare opening shift tomorrow. Up at the ass crack of dawn. But let’s just concentrate on today – chores and Shady Acres.

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