Life When it’s last call and they kick us out the door Shawshank, September 21, 2024 If my calculations are correct, once I hit post, you’re gonna see some serious shit. THIS IS POST 1500! You guys have been reading my shit posting for over 4 years now. Who’s wasting their lives now?! It looks nice and sunny out there. Pippin was crying for the door… Continue Reading
Life They cut off my legs, now I’m an amputee, God damn you Shawshank, September 20, 2024 FINALLY ITS FRIYAY! I’ve been waiting all week for this. Some groceries have been bought, the rest will be purchased tomorrow. It was hard to get out of bed this morning. I just didn’t have it in me. Nevertheless, he persisted. I rolled out of bed. Did the bathroom things,… Continue Reading
Life They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon Shawshank, September 19, 2024 One. One more day to go. One more day, and it’s the weekend. Thank the gods. We had a confirmed tornado about 31 miles from us. That’s pretty scary if you ask me. Here? Nothing but some wind and a little bit of rain. Up again way too early for… Continue Reading
Life Boil them, bake them, shake-and-bake them nibble on their heads and make them oooey, gooey, rich and chewy Shawshank, September 18, 2024 Hey internet fam, it’s ya boy, Shawshank. I’m home from work. I survived. Barely. My allergies are in full force today. My nose won’t stop running today. Yes, I’ve taken my allergy pills. Twice in fact. Either way, I’m home. Crystal isn’t feeling all that great today, so I made… Continue Reading
Life We in that Sunshine State where the bomb-ass hemp be Shawshank, September 17, 2024 Almost forgot to post today. Crystal asked to go to the thrift store after work, and I answered fuck yeah! I got $20 in my pocket. Let’s go pop some tags! Sadly though, there was nothing that we wanted there. Although, I did see Crystal gazing strongly at the tap… Continue Reading
Life Give the old man a heart attack free your mind when you throw it back Shawshank, September 16, 2024 Hey hey everyone. Yep. Up at the ass crack of dawn for work. Worked til 1:30. Came home and did my daily presentation of various YouTube shorts videos. That took about an hour to get through them all. Now I might play some Nintendo. Good times. Happy Monday y’all. Continue Reading