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After eating food your body is gonna start to speak

Posted on by Shawshank

Picture this: absolutely dead day at work. We’ve both finished our work, and it’s about 9:15. For some reason BossLady isn’t calling. In fact, she didn’t call all day.

Score, right?

Yes and no.

I’m feeling good. Slight headache, but nothing I can’t ignore. I’m a trooper.

I go to the bathroom to pee. Poop dribbles out. Ok fine, it’s happened before. I finish up and go back to the office. Still feeling fine.

About an hour later, same thing. Ok, I think maybe it was the coffee NewNewGirl brought for me.

After that, I’m fine. Number one all morning, and the afternoon.

Still dead. It’s about 4:30 and we’re just pacing waiting to leave. Of course customers come to look around. I take care of them, and we leave. It’s Friyay, so I head to the restaurant, and order my usual.

I walk the 2 minutes back to the flat, greet Pippin. Notice that she knocked over the stand with my bamboo on it. I clean it up as best as possible, walk back to work, and grab the stick vac.

I clean up the mess, walk into the bedroom and get ready to change into comfies. I cough and…

Well…

Let’s just say I just got out of the shower, and I’m doing laundry.

Gee Shawshank, what’re you doing on a Friday night, on a long weekend?

Pretty shitty situation!

HAPPY LONG WEEKEND!

Knocking me out with those American thighs

Posted on by Shawshank

Good sunny morning y’all, it’s Friyay! Like I said, it’s bright and sunny outside. According to the local news, we’re going to be flirting with the 30s this weekend. That’s a good thing. It’s been cooler this week, so it’ll be nice to get back to some heat.

TGIF for sure. It’s been a longish week, but I think a pretty good week, but I am happy that it’s just about over.

I have to go grocery shopping tomorrow, I should probably make a list tonight. Just the usual stuff again this weekend.

I need coffee in my system. I had a better sleep that yesterday, which is really good. I’m not as groggy this morning, as I was yesterday at this time.

Happy Friyay all!!

Making love out by the lake to our favorite song

Posted on by Shawshank

Good morning mothafuckas , it’s Thursday, and a crop duster has been flying for about an hour or so. It sounds like this flying right above the flat, but I know it isn’t. Between that and Pippin trying to snuggle this morning, I’ve been partially awake for a while, but managed to fall back into a light sleep until the alarm went off.

I got up in the night and realized by seeing, I forgot to shut off the laser. I’m sure Pippin was annoyed that her toy got shut off. But I think she got over it pretty quick, and she settled on the top shelf of the toilet organizer for a while before coming to bed.

It’s bright and sunny outside. It looks like it’s gonna be a nice and warm today. That’s great. You know what’s better?

Coffee.

Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking ’bout tomorrow singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

Posted on by Shawshank

Good sunny morning, friends! Hap hap happy Wednesday. It’s bright and sunny outside this morning. It looks like it’ll be a nice day so far.

I passed out pretty quickly last night. And I do t remember getting up in the night. I think I did, but I can’t confirm nor deny.

Working again today. I think this weekend is a long weekend, but I’d have to look at a calendar to figure it out. It doesn’t really matter the holiday falls on a Monday, and I don’t work Mondays. either way, just a little bump for my pay check next time.

Since I’m just waking up, I’m struggling for stuff to say. Sometimes the words come easy, and sometimes they don’t come at all. Today is one of those days.

So I’ll just say happy Wednesday! Let’s have a kick ass day!

You could smell the whiskey burnin’ down Copperhead Road

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Good morning my friends. Welcome to a slightly gray Tuesday morning here I the great white north. As soon as my head hit the pillow, I was out. I don’t think I really moved around in bed last night. Sometime in the night, I got up to pee, and asked Pippin to come to bed, she followed me and got comfortable.

The alarm scared both of us when it went off this morning. But here we are. The coffee has been brewed, and I can here the garbage truck doing it’s rounds this morning.

Pippin and I didn’t do too much of anything yesterday. We played fetch, and she snuggled and slept on my lap, while I watched a couple of episodes of Supernatural, and then when I got the alert, I watched the later episode of Critical Role.

All in all, a nice relaxing day.

Back to work today. Yay!

But first, coffee. Good morning y’all!