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I’m in the dark, I’d like to read his mind

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Awake. I was up a little early. I think I rolled out of bed around 6:45ish. I was a little cold this morning, even though my bed was turned on. It wasn’t a terrible sleep, just a really light sleep.

Yesterday was a nice day. I didn’t do too much. I had borrowed my parents vacuum cleaner. So gave the flat a good once over with it. Toaster is good, but I just don’t think he has the suction to really clean. He’ll be running today.

So like I said yesterday, I beat BotW. It was a hard fight, it took about an hour and a half to two hours for the two battles. Wow! It was crazy!

Back to work today.

I did it. I got off the pot?

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No, not that pot. I got off the video game pot, and completed BotW. Yes, that’s right, I BEAT MY FIRST EVER VIDEO GAME. Next up, getting paid to stream playing games on twitch. I need a gaming chair, a headband, and an energy drink sponsor. It took about an hour and a half for the two battles.

Probably closer to 2 hours, by just minutes. The first one was wicked intense, but finally, I managed to get through it. Half of it was my kinda game – brute force and ignorance, the other half is all Crystal. Strategy, and cunning. The second battle was a lot tougher. But you don’t want my review of a game that came out in 2017. And if you’ve been on my site for any length of time, you know I’m not a wordsmith. You’re here for the pictures.

So here you go!

So leave the light on baby, and unlock your backdoor I’ll be comin’ through that way tonight to love you for sure

Posted on by Shawshank

A good groggy morning to all y’all beautiful people out there in the interwebs. Coffee has been brewed and the first cups have been poured for us. Chaucer is on my lap, and I woke up at one point, completely thinking that it was Tuesday.

Thankfully, it’s not Tuesday. It’s totally brunch day! Woohoo! You know what that means – motherfucking bacon, yo. That’s correct! Maple bacon is on deck for this morning. I think there’s a couple of waffles left too that I’ll have to pull out of the freezer for the Beautiful One.

Yesterday was pretty good. We played some BotW for a while. I totally prepped for an assault on Hyrule castle. Then I warped to it, so the next time I play, I’ll be in the mix ready to go. I then passed the controller to Crystal, saying I didn’t want to hit the castle by myself, thinking that she’d do a quick prep and attack the last Divine Beast. But she was having fun treasure hunting. That’s awesome!

Hopefully it’ll be warm enough outside for Crystal can spin for a little bit outside

Speaking of outside – last night both our phones went off at the same time. We have the same northern lights app. It basically said that we had a pretty good chance that if we went outside we’d see the northern lights.

Oh we did.

Each time we went outside, there they were, dancing in the sky. Beautiful. Totally beautiful. We took a lot of pictures, and even some video. It was totally awesome! I think Crystal really liked it too.

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Time to shit, or get off the pot

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As the title says, it’s time. I defeated all the divine beasts. I have 20 shrines left to go. I have pretty much most of the side quests complete, no more shrine quests left. There’s not a lot left. I’ve been wasting time just wandering around under the guise of “exploring”. I don’t think I’ll ever find all 900+ Korok seeds – I think I’ve found about 110ish.

I’ve been putting off heading back to Hyrule castle. Putting it off, because it’s pretty much the unknown. I spent about 2-3 hours in the castle, before starting to just wander around in circles. Getting lost, and the repetitive music annoyed me, so I warped out.

Then wandered.

The first couple of days of wandering was pretty good, I finished up a bunch of side quests. Then it just went to I’m just going to “explore”. That was good for a couple of days, but now, I think I’m ready.

I think.

When I boot it up today, I’m going to prep – make some food, and get some ancient arrows, but mostly food. I’m wicked nervous.

This morning, I started the search for easiest way to get to Ganon, not the fastest way, but easiest – the castle is such a maze. It’s very easy to get turned around. The 3D map is terrible.

If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know. I need all the help I can get.

There’s a log on the fire and it burns like me for you

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Awake, I think. Again, out like a light. I crash hard at night. I don’t mean too. I wanted to stay up a little later, as it was Saturday. Sadly, I was starting to fall asleep at like 10:45. So much for staying up later than normal. I couldn’t even make it until 11. It’s terrible.

We had a classy ass dinner last night. Kraft Dinner, coconut shramp, chicken balls, and for Crystal, Brussels sprouts. Lemme tell you, it was really good. I really enjoyed it.

I forgot to check to see if any new movies were on movie box last night. Logically, no new movies have probably been uploaded, but I should’ve remembered to check though.

Today, well you know the drill. It’s chore day here. I’ll start it later. I’d like to fully wake up and not have to physically force my eyes to stay focused.

Chaucer just crawled up on my lap. He’s been pretty good lately. He hasn’t really thrown up since I stopped giving him milk. He did throw up this morning, but it’s back to what it was – good he ate too fast, as opposed to just green stomach acid and stuff like that. He doesn’t like not getting milk, but I’m sure he feels a lot better. The last couple of nights he hasn’t even come to beg for milk as we’re getting out night cereal.

Ok, I need more coffee. Hopefully it won’t snow today! We don’t want anymore snow! When we went to SlightlyBiggerTown yesterday, the hardware store had all their summer out in front of the store.