Tag: 4th

We can skip to the coital fury you didn’t say yes or no, neither you whispered, hurry

Shawshank, July 4, 2022

Happy 4th of July everyone! Let’s light some fireworks for the leader of the free world! Because if you don’t, the republicans will take away that right. Just remember, say no to sparklers, and yes to the biggest box of fireworks at that questionable gas station that has the bathroom key chained to that cinderblock.…

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