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They cut off my legs, now I’m an amputee, God damn you

Shawshank, September 20, 2024

FINALLY ITS FRIYAY! I’ve been waiting all week for this. Some groceries have been bought, the rest will be purchased tomorrow. It was hard to get out of bed this morning. I just didn’t have it in me. Nevertheless, he persisted. I rolled out of bed. Did the bathroom things, and turned on the coffee…

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They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon

Shawshank, September 19, 2024

One. One more day to go. One more day, and it’s the weekend. Thank the gods. We had a confirmed tornado about 31 miles from us. That’s pretty scary if you ask me. Here? Nothing but some wind and a little bit of rain. Up again way too early for work. Work was a lot…

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Boil them, bake them, shake-and-bake them nibble on their heads and make them oooey, gooey, rich and chewy

Shawshank, September 18, 2024

Hey internet fam, it’s ya boy, Shawshank. I’m home from work. I survived. Barely. My allergies are in full force today. My nose won’t stop running today. Yes, I’ve taken my allergy pills. Twice in fact. Either way, I’m home. Crystal isn’t feeling all that great today, so I made an executive decision for dinner…

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We in that Sunshine State where the bomb-ass hemp be

Shawshank, September 17, 2024

Almost forgot to post today. Crystal asked to go to the thrift store after work, and I answered fuck yeah! I got $20 in my pocket. Let’s go pop some tags! Sadly though, there was nothing that we wanted there. Although, I did see Crystal gazing strongly at the tap shoes, before walking away from…

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Give the old man a heart attack free your mind when you throw it back

Shawshank, September 16, 2024

Hey hey everyone. Yep. Up at the ass crack of dawn for work. Worked til 1:30. Came home and did my daily presentation of various YouTube shorts videos. That took about an hour to get through them all. Now I might play some Nintendo. Good times. Happy Monday y’all.

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Somebody pour me a drink, somebody bum me a smoke I’m ’bout to get on a buzz, I’m ’bout to get on a roll

Shawshank, September 15, 2024

I was up early this morning. Not as early as opening shifts, like next week, but I was still up early. I had to be into work for 7 am to work on inventory. It’s so much nicer than a big box store. BossLady scanned the entire back room in about an hour or so,…

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