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I’m glad I came here with your pound of flesh

Shawshank, November 13, 2024

The department of Government Efficiency? What the actual fuck? Blessed be the fruit. May the Lord open. Good morning my dystopian friends it’s Wednesday, I think and it looks like it’s gonna be a sunny cool day,, with just a little bit of a breeze. I slept like the dead…

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Abracadabra, got rappers and trappers Yeah, I got some tricks up my sleeve

Shawshank, November 12, 2024

My beautiful wife allowed me to sleep in this morning. Lemme tell you it’s a lot nicer to wake up at 7:45 than it is to wake up at 4:30. Plus it’s day light when I wake up. That’s pretty noice. Like I said yesterday, we didn’t do too much…

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You ain’t never fuck with no boss bitch, I turned you out

Shawshank, November 11, 2024

Hey hey. Laundry day is in full effect. I’ve been up since about 4ish this morning. I had to be at work on a holiday. The first couple of hours were very slow, but after the Remembrance Day ceremonies business started to pick up a little. When my relief came,…

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Kicking back on your couch, making eyes from across the room

Shawshank, November 10, 2024

Good morning people. We’re up at this ungodly hour, because I have to work today. Yep, on the lords day. We went to bed and I passed right the heck out. I think I only really woke up around 5, and that was just really to see what time it…

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Playin’ with the Queen of Hearts

Shawshank, November 9, 2024

Hello fellow humans. It is I, Shawshank. I’m home from work, and the queen is putting her dreads in her hair. Later on, it’s breakfast for dinner. Should be good. Work was slow at the start but picked up the closer we got to shift change. I stayed a couple…

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I don’t believe in God, but I believe that you’re my savior

Shawshank, November 8, 2024

Hey we are finally Friyay. Doesn Friyay still work as Friyay when you’re work g the entire weekend? Either way, it’s a day off for me. That means it’s date night tonight! It’s definitely been a while since we’ve had a Friday night off. Last night at work, wasn’t too…

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