Life And you see me holding up my middle finger to the world Shawshank, January 22, 2025 It was totes a sloth day yesterday. With the exception of me jumping the Hot Mess Express. I started my mom’s truck, and looked over to where the Hot Mess was parked. There was a car parked right next to it. So I figured I would try to start it…. Continue Reading
Life I just wanna love someone who calls me “baby” Shawshank, January 21, 2025 Ahh the first day of the Trump presidency. Did you see his coronation yesterday? We watched a little bit of it, then Crystal finally asked me to shut it off, so I put on YouTube TikTok compilations, and that’s what we watched until it was time for me to go… Continue Reading
Life He crowned thy good, yes he did, in brotherhood Shawshank, January 20, 2025 Good morning. It was a little tossy turny last night and this morning. And warm, then cool. So yeah, we probably won’t be turning the bed on tonight. We’re still under an extreme cold watch. It’s still motherfucking cold out there. Yesterday, I went to start the Hot Mess Express,… Continue Reading
Life <insert song lyrics here> Shawshank, January 19, 2025 Workin’ all day. Gotta bring home the bacon. So it’s a full day. It’s all good. I’m working with a good guy today. He’s learning how to be a key-holder. Not today, son. We want to get home and Sundays are not training days. It wasn’t bad at work yesterday…. Continue Reading
Life Baby, it’s cold outside Shawshank, January 18, 2025 Sweet baby Jeebus, it’s wicked cold out there with the windchill, it’s about -35°f. I got up very very early in the morning, about 10 minutes before the alarm went off. But after picking up my coworker, we made it into work, and opened the store. Nothing special there. We… Continue Reading
Life Kicking back on your couch, making eyes from across the room Shawshank, January 17, 2025 Good morning everyone. I really didn’t want to get out of bed, as the bed was just so comfortable. It was just so lovely. Then Chaucer started to scream. So that’s when I slowly rolled out of bed. It looks like a post-apocalyptic wasteland out there. We’ve had high winds… Continue Reading