Life Well, I guess he forgot about the Smoky Mountain rain Shawshank, February 2, 2026 I really feel bad for Crystal, having to deal with the orange meatwad. He’s a morning cat for sure. Crystal did her best, and barred him from the bedroom. I have no idea what time that was, but minutes after she shut him out of the bedroom, my bladder said… Continue Reading
Life I hear her voice in the mornin’ hour, she calls me Shawshank, February 1, 2026 Morning everyone. Even sleep daddy, or for some reason cornfield chase, couldn’t even keep me asleep with the external sounds coming from the bedroom door. Podrick. It was an amazing sleep until Podrick decided that it should be time to dig, and play with charging cables. So Crystal did the… Continue Reading
Life I’m east bound, just watch ol’ Bandit run Shawshank, January 31, 2026 Good morning. Podrick was being Podrick, so I kicked him out of the bedroom. Then I felt a cat jump on the bed. I didn’t really look when I kicked him out of the bedroom. So there was pretty much at 95% chance that he just doubled back and snuck… Continue Reading
Life So I keep chasing that same old devil down the same old dead-end highway Shawshank, January 30, 2026 It’s Friyay motherfuckers! The Beautiful One, Crystal, let me sleep in until 8 this morning. Sleep daddy disappeared in the early morning and I was woke up to being chased through a corn field (iykyk) I hit the back button (I think), and then it it again to find sleep… Continue Reading
Life Been drinkin’ since a half past noon Shawshank, January 29, 2026 Still dark out when we wake up. Podrick has been up for at least 2 hours. He’s been doing Podrick things. Mostly annoying (I think) Crystal. He clomped across me once or twice I think. He’s just been doing bored Podrick things. Can’t really be mad at him for that…. Continue Reading
Life Had to tell the landlady I done lost my job she said that don’t befront me Shawshank, January 28, 2026 Podrick was locked out of the bedroom this morning. He was 4x4ing across me, and digging in the shelves next to Crystal’s side of the bed. So she took him, and removed him. I have no idea what time that was. The wind finally died down yesterday evening. I don’t… Continue Reading