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I’ve got to go home – baby you’ll freeze out there

Shawshank, December 13, 2020December 13, 2020

Awake! I think I’m starting to get used to the king size mattress. I’m slowly starting to stretch out. I’ll stretch out, wake up, and curl back up again. It’s cold out there, and it looks cold – it’s currently -15c, but with the wind chill it feels like -27c….

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I wanna really really, really wanna zigazig ah

Shawshank, December 12, 2020December 12, 2020

So here’s how my morning has gone so far. Alarm goes off, I get up. In the process of making my bed I knock stuff all over the place. Clean that up. Make coffee. I forgot the coffee. I successfully made hot water this morning. Happy Saturday! Yep, I have…

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Turn on your receiver – there’s a message coming through

Shawshank, December 11, 2020

TGIF am I right? Holla! I took the blame, because it was my fault. I forgot to advertise that we were once again open until 8. In my defence, it was a crazy morning, and I totally forgot about it until 5 l, when I was going for dinner. It…

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So you shakin that thang like who’s the ish

Shawshank, December 10, 2020

Good morning my lovelies. I trust everyone is doing ok this morning. So it rained all afternoon, and then it snowed last night. I’m sure the roads are going to be deadly. Thankfully, I walk to work. I just have to worry about busting my ass! Excuse me for a…

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Stop right now, thank you very much – I need somebody with a human touch

Shawshank, December 9, 2020

Hump day. The day of humps. What more can be said about hump day? It’s the middle of the week. It means only a couple more days this week. I passed right out last night, hugging my body pillow. I don’t think I moved too much last night. I found…

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Come a little bit closer baby – get it on, get it on

Shawshank, December 8, 2020

Good morning party people! I’m told it’s Tuesday today. All I know is my coffee can’t brew fast enough today. Not that I had a bad sleep. Not at all. I closed my eyes, and the next thing I know, the alarm is going off. But it’s back to work…

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