Life Ayy, cowboy hat with the chaps (chaps), real hot girl shit, put it on the map Shawshank, November 16, 2024 Crystal let me sleep in an extra fifteen minutes, and I love her for that. I open up my phone, and see that we’re under a snowfall watch for today. The first snowfall of the season. Yay. I’ve been dreading this for a couple of weeks. If it snows, it’ll stick, and if it sticks,… Continue Reading
Life Walk straight into this mess of mine Shawshank, November 15, 2024 I’m awake and not liking it. I had a terrible sleep. A noise woke me up and I was completely sober. You see I smoke weed to shut the TV off in my mind. So I’m jolted awake – it could’ve been a cat. I don’t know what time it was. The TV in my… Continue Reading
Life Fendi on my body, but my feet is in Bottega, bitch I’m getting money, get the fuck up outta here Shawshank, November 14, 2024 Here I am, awake. I’m waiting for the results of the town election. I’m very curious to see if my coworker is going to get elected. So I’m waiting on the town, which notoriously slow at everything any ways to post the results. I slept like the dead. The bed was so comfy and warm,… Continue Reading
Life I’m glad I came here with your pound of flesh Shawshank, November 13, 2024 The department of Government Efficiency? What the actual fuck? Blessed be the fruit. May the Lord open. Good morning my dystopian friends it’s Wednesday, I think and it looks like it’s gonna be a sunny cool day,, with just a little bit of a breeze. I slept like the dead last night until about 4am.… Continue Reading
Life Abracadabra, got rappers and trappers Yeah, I got some tricks up my sleeve Shawshank, November 12, 2024 My beautiful wife allowed me to sleep in this morning. Lemme tell you it’s a lot nicer to wake up at 7:45 than it is to wake up at 4:30. Plus it’s day light when I wake up. That’s pretty noice. Like I said yesterday, we didn’t do too much when I got home. We… Continue Reading
Life You ain’t never fuck with no boss bitch, I turned you out Shawshank, November 11, 2024 Hey hey. Laundry day is in full effect. I’ve been up since about 4ish this morning. I had to be at work on a holiday. The first couple of hours were very slow, but after the Remembrance Day ceremonies business started to pick up a little. When my relief came, I hightailed it out as… Continue Reading