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I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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I’m crossing my fingers, and counting every kiss

Shawshank, January 2, 2025

Good afternoon everyone. How’s 2025 treating y’all so far? Me? Up at the ass crack of dawn, 15 minutes before the alarm went off. I didn’t want to over sleep, so I rolled out of bed and started the day. I was warned last night. Lemme back that up. I got a text from BossLady…

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Should old acquaintance be forgot

Shawshank, January 1, 2025

Happy new year everyone! Happy new year. The Beautiful One let me sleep in a little bit. Which is much appreciated. I was sleeping on a skinny pillow as my neck is still paining me. It helps a little but it still really hurts. I slept wicked wrong the night before. My body is falling…

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Six o’clock, T.V. hour, don’t get caught in foreign tower

Shawshank, December 31, 2024

Hey hey mothaphukers! What’s shakin? We’re up, and it looks like it’s a chilly one out there this morning. The wind is blowing and everything. I must have slept wrong last night, because I am of a certain age, and can barely turn my head this morning. It’s totes fun for sure. It’s not too…

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He said, “I’m fabulously rich, come on just let’s go” She kind of bit her lip, “Jeez, I don’t know”

Shawshank, December 30, 2024

Good morning my friends. Chaucer dropped yet another single this morning. That got The Beautiful One up and out of bed this morning. I’m pretty sure I followed shortly after that. But we’re up, and I believe that it’s Monday today. Yesterday we didn’t do too much of anything. I played Persona 5, and Crystal…

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When you’re in the party b-b-bumpin’ that beat

Shawshank, December 29, 2024

I’m awake. Chaucer dropped another album this morning. It wasn’t very good. So technically I’ve been up for a while, but I’ve been trying to fall back asleep. It did work. But it’s also a good thing. We got shit to do today. I have all the chores I didn’t do last Monday, plus laundry.…

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But I only liked the upper part (ooh-ooh) I did not like the tail

Shawshank, December 28, 2024

So it’s been a day. I get to work and start the opening procedures, and then try to do the “dips” shits all frozen. Then I notice that there’s three minutes until we open, and my coworker hasn’t arrived yet. Long story short. BossLady had to come in for a few hours because when she…

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On This Day

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  • 2 years ago...
    • The party raged and the guests were screaming
  • 3 years ago...
    • Look straight ahead, there’s nothing but blue skies
  • 4 years ago...
    • Blame it on Ice Cube, because he said it gets funky
  • 5 years ago...
    • Just as long I’m here in your arms I could be in no better place

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