Author: Shawshank

Good morning everyone, it’s Thursday. The most useless day of the week. Almost the weekend, but not quite close enough. It’s gray and windy, and currently below freezing out there. I was up early. Around 6. I was woken up because there was a very snuggly kitten looking for a…

Good morning motherfuckers! welcome to the red headed stepchild, known as Wednesday. Yep, it’s the day that you have to go through, but in the grand scheme of things – means nothing. It’s hump day. You’re moving through the week, but today just feels like 3rd Monday. The sun is…

It’s morning, am I supposed to be excited? I woke up at 6. I’m sure Crystal was up even earlier. I fell back asleep for mere minutes at a time, until the alarm went off. Before that, I think it was a good sleep, but I can’t be sure. The…

Good morning all my lovely interweb people. Welcome to another Monday morning. From what I can read over Crystal’s shoulder, she was up early – before sunrise. But technically, technically, and this should make her feel a little better, we got out of bed before sunrise today. So technically, she…

I shall pose a question to you: I didn’t poi for almost three hours straight, why oh why, am I stiff and sore? Haha! Crystal was a machine last night. She was up performing for almost three hours straight last night. She fucking killed it! She also found out that…