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Author: Shawshank

I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
Life

Nocturnal creatures are not so prudent – the moon’s my teacher and I’m her student

Shawshank, February 15, 2023

Good morning my friends. The week is slowly moving forward. It was a slow ass day yesterday. BossLady didn’t come in, because she had personal stuff to take care of. I took care of the work stuff. There was a few hours worth of work that I took care of….

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Life

Look how far we’ve come, my baby

Shawshank, February 14, 2023

Morning. It’s dark, and cool out there this morning. I’ve been up for a while. The first time I looked at the clock, it was 3:40am. Then 4:30, 5:15, 6, and the last time I looked, it was 6:40. I just kept my eyes closed and snuggled the pile. Crystal…

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Life

*insert popular song lyrics here*

Shawshank, February 13, 2023

I slept in. I slept in, and I feel terrible about it. Crystal was up around six and just had to do some bathroom stuff, while I drooled on my pillow. I felt her leave, but I didn’t feel her come back to bed. I think I spread out and…

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So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin’ workout tapes by Fonda but Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda

Shawshank, February 12, 2023

First things first, (I’m a realist) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL CRYSTAL! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Crystal. Happy birthday to you! We were both up wicked early. The kitties were snuggling and all that, and I just couldn’t fall back asleep. We snuggled…

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Life

Stop right now thank you very much I need somebody with the human touch

Shawshank, February 11, 2023

yawn. Good morning my friends. I rolled over at one point, and looked at the clock: 4:20am. I laughed to myself, and tried to get back to sleep. I think for the most part I managed to do that. Then I had to pee. Then the cats thought it would…

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Lockup Library

Book haul!

Shawshank, February 10, 2023

Hey hey book nerds! It’s been a while huh? We’ll it’s been whirlwind here, but we were in the right place at the right time! Some guy had just dropped off two bags of Stephen King books. I used one of the bags he carried them in with to stuff…

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On This Day

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    • Yeah, she probably gon' be keeping some Victoria's Secrets maybe a little Maybelline but she don't need it
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    • We’re not gonna take it…
    • And the days go by, like a strand in the wind

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