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I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah)

Shawshank, March 9, 2023

It’s snowing. It’s not supposed to be snowing right now. It’s not in the forecast. According to the forecast, the snow should be starting Friday night, then all day Saturday. All day. Good morning my friends, I hope the start of your Thursday is as good as it can be,…

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy

Shawshank, March 8, 2023

Good morning, my friends. It’s Wednesday morning, and I just shovelled enough snow, not to call it a dusting. Half inch maybe. It feels like the snow will never disappear. In fact, according to my weather app, it’s supposed to snow on Saturday. It’s supposed to snow about 24🦫 or…

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Sings a song, sounds like she’s singing I said ooh, baby, ooh, said ooh

Shawshank, March 7, 2023

Good morning my friends. It’s a gray, chilly day out there. I slept like the freakin dead last night. I think this was the first night that, I slept all the way through. The alarm didn’t scare me, but felt like it had been on for a while. We’re all…

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Six o’clock already I was just in the middle of a dream

Shawshank, March 6, 2023

Awake! The sun is rising, and it feels chilly outside. It’s not too bad out there, but looking at the weather app, and also realizing it’s Monday, and they’re calling for snow on Saturday, I don’t think it’ll happen the way they say it will. Currently there’s a forecast of…

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Creampuffs and bourbon and the music was louder. My wife was competing in a game of chance

Shawshank, March 5, 2023

Good morning, happy Sunday everyone! We’re in the middle of the weekend, and it’s an exciting day today. Yep, that’s right. Y’all guessed correctly. It’s Chore Day! It’s time for cleaning, and dusting, and general renewal of the Flat. We’ll be starting that in a few hours. Who’s excited about…

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Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Shawshank, March 4, 2023

Is Saturyay a thing? It goddamn should be! Happy Saturday everyone, we made it! The weekend my friends. Woohoo!! The weekend has never tasted so good. Oh, that’s the coffee. I don’t know why but Saturday coffee tastes the best out of the whole week. I slept like the dead…

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On This Day

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    • You are all I long for all I worship and adore
  • 3 years ago...
    • Yeah, she probably gon' be keeping some Victoria's Secrets maybe a little Maybelline but she don't need it
  • 4 years ago...
    • We’re not gonna take it…
    • And the days go by, like a strand in the wind

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