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Author: Shawshank

I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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I had this dream where I relished the fray

Shawshank, May 28, 2024

Good Tuesday morning, my friends. It’s bright and sunny outside, and the birds are singing. The household is awake and ready to start the day. The coffee has been brewed, and is already being consumed. Yep, it’s Tuesday. Another closing shift. Today will be a little different. I close tonight,…

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Ditch the clowns, get the crown baby I’m the one to beat

Shawshank, May 27, 2024

Good morning internet family. I hope everyone is up and awake on this Memorial Day, or every other country, simply Monday. We had our long weekend last week, so it’s back to work today. Not a lot got done yesterday. Just the regular chores, which we got through pretty quickly….

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You know that I ain’t bragging, she’s a real pussy wagon

Shawshank, May 26, 2024

Good sunny morning. The birds are singing, and both the cats have made their way on to the back door table. They’re in a giant sunbeam, and they are loving every minute of it. The coffee is flowing, and we’ve both been awake since before the alarm went off. But…

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We gon’ boogie oogie oggi, jiggle, wiggle and dance

Shawshank, May 25, 2024

Good morning. We’re awake. I was up a little before the alarm went off, when my mind asked the question – did you set the alarm for 6 or 6:30? Welp, the alarm went off at 6, for the record. I think I slept pretty good. With an extra couple…

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It wastes time and I’d rather be high think I’ll walk me outside and buy a rainbow smile

Shawshank, May 24, 2024

Here I am, fresh from a nap. The nap wasn’t that great. It felt like I didn’t sleep at all. But it felt like I was dreaming that I was trying to fall asleep. Does that make any sense? Last nights sleep was about the same. It didn’t take long…

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Okay, so you’re a rocket scientist? That don’t impress me much

Shawshank, May 23, 2024

A little late, but here’s today’s post that you all been dying to read. But trust me, it’s not gonna be all that great. I woke up this morning, foot a split second, was confused why. It was 4:05am, according to the clock radio. I wondered why my alarm didn’t…

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On This Day

  • 1 year ago...
    • You're the reason why I sing this song
  • 2 years ago...
    • Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
  • 3 years ago...
    • Some Alabama-jamma, she my Dixieland delight (ayy)
  • 4 years ago...
    • Book haul, but not for me
    • Then put your warm little hand in mine

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