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Author: Shawshank

I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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You bite my lip just for the taste

Shawshank, September 24, 2024

Morning. Terrible sleep last night. I’d just about get to sleep, and it felt like I was punched or poked really hard in my side, causing me to jolt awake. My side is a little sore this morning. Then I just simply kept waking up. Randomly through out the night/morning. The only time I actually…

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Life

You don’t have to stare, come here, get with it

Shawshank, September 23, 2024

Was woken up very rudely from our old man, Chaucer. He was under the bed DJing yet again. You gotta love the sound of a cat throwing up, literally underneath your head. Lovely morning, isn’t it? It’s gray out there this morning. With drizzle. Today, I start my two weeks of closing shifts. Fun times.…

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Link, Link – the blood moon is rising

Shawshank, September 22, 2024

I finally moved closer to end game. I finished all the regional quests to find Zelda. Then there was some more Princess sightings at Hyrule castle. I did all that, and got to fight more Phantom Gannon’s. then I was treated to some pretty nice cut-scenes. I’m posting this mostly for the chance to post…

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Life

Say his name and he appears I believe in Joe Hendry

Shawshank, September 22, 2024

Good morning my friends it’s a bright and sunny morning here in TinyTown. Yep. It looks to be a nice day out in the wilds. The chores will start shortly. I did a pretty good sweep yesterday, so I guess the chores started yesterday. We made it to SlightlyBiggerTown and back in one piece. We…

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Life

When it’s last call and they kick us out the door

Shawshank, September 21, 2024

If my calculations are correct, once I hit post, you’re gonna see some serious shit. THIS IS POST 1500! You guys have been reading my shit posting for over 4 years now. Who’s wasting their lives now?! It looks nice and sunny out there. Pippin was crying for the door to be open. Soon, I’ll…

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Life

They cut off my legs, now I’m an amputee, God damn you

Shawshank, September 20, 2024

FINALLY ITS FRIYAY! I’ve been waiting all week for this. Some groceries have been bought, the rest will be purchased tomorrow. It was hard to get out of bed this morning. I just didn’t have it in me. Nevertheless, he persisted. I rolled out of bed. Did the bathroom things, and turned on the coffee…

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On This Day

  • 12 months ago...
    • What do you, uh, suppose we should do? Well, does he like butter tarts?
  • 2 years ago...
    • Well, I hope Neil Young will remember a Southern man don’t need him around, anyhow
  • 3 years ago...
    • Every night she’d be on the floor shaking what she’d got
  • 4 years ago...
    • Let me steal this moment from you now.
  • 5 years ago...
    • Like, “Who’s that chick, that’s rockin’ kicks?”

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