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Month: April 2026

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Ain’t afraid to get a little bit of mud on the tires

Shawshank, April 6, 2026

Like Crystal, I don’t think I can sleep in the morning. I was up early again. Podrick was bopping around, but I don’t think he was really factoring in to it. I was warm, and my face is stuffed up big time. The weekend wasn’t bad at all. It’s nice to have two days off…

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If I look a little drunk, it’s ’cause I drank some

Shawshank, April 7, 2026

Podrick has been Podrick this morning. I kept waking up, hearing him do random bullshit throughout the house. I got up once to see WTF he was doing. I thought he was up in the toilet shelves. Nope, he was playing with an empty soda box in the kitchen. Now remember, I’m double masked at…

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You call me on my car phone with that je ne sais quois you say you need a little of my ooh-la-la

Shawshank, April 8, 2026

Good morning. I’ve been mostly awake for a while. We’ll leave the morning alone with that lone sentence. He’s in full asshole/feral mode today. I’m pretty much done with him this morning. Pippin isn’t too impressed with him either. Yes, once again it’s Rex Manning day. So that automatically makes the day just a little…

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But if I smell like smoke, it’s only ’cause I’ve been through hell

Shawshank, April 9, 2026April 9, 2026

I was very surprised when I looked at my phone, forced my eyes to focus, and saw that the time was 6:58. The Beautiful One and Podrick let me sleep in an extra half hour. I mean I was up around 5? I think. I had to pee, then back to bed. then I was…

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She’s on the highest dose of Prozac a woman can take

Shawshank, April 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Holy shit, it’s Friday y’all! I’ve been up for a while now. I was just mostly … awake. Podrick’s been running around like a crazy kitty. It sounded like he was getting into everything this morning. However, when I got up and dressed, the only thing out of place, was the cat bed from the…

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